At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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