"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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