dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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