FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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