Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
