I got chris browned last night
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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