Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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