I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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