So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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