And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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