i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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