you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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