i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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