His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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