super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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