You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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