Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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