you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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