TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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