Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i believe in u and ur pee
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