This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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