IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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