did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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