a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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