Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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