If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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