matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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