I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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