I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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