ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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