look no pants
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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