I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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