what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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