whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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