Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my being single is dangerous.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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