is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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