Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
and you fell through a lawn chair
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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