I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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