He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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