her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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