This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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