You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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