I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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