I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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