I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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