oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If that was your dad, he is hot
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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