Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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