Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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