Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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