I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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