im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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