How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am