So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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