More tranny stories later!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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