You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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