Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
