Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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